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Published Monday, November 14, 2005 by suresh. 
I was determined to fight for it. I went to see him in his newly acquired cabin for a frank exchange of words. But he cut me off and proceeded to drown me in his bacon-baloney hogwash-bunkum bullshit. He spoke for an hour and even after I came out, I was gasping for breath. I was done for. Over worked, underpaid and tossed around. That about sums it all up. All my plans had to be stashed away (That big television, washing machine, the car, the compact disc player and electric tin opener) There was no more hope left.
It was a few days later, that I got a new lease of life. Hope came in the form of a mail – the mail that would change everything.
The change was there to see all around. In less than one month’s time of my receiving the auspicious mail, B would be handed down a transfer to another location, where he would work under an even ruthless superior and he would lose his cabin for a commonplace cubicle. The punishment transfer and the preceding fall from grace would be on account of the cancellation of a critical project which B was accountable for, and the subsequent withdrawal of the entire client account from Mayur (which would be immediately grabbed by a fierce competitor). The client would accuse B for poor management of the cancelled MYR project, citing the absence of proper deliverables due to the loss of major role players (This would include me). These key figures happened to be irreplaceable. Of course, one does not work in a MYR project after one quits the Mayur company, does he?
The mail, which turned out to be my saviour, was an offer letter from a rival company operating in Technopark Tower itself. As chance would have it, one of the recruitment scouts stumbled upon one of my better presentations, like it instantly, started attending all of my presentations, liked them all immensely and decided I am the man for his company.
I took a couple of days off to meet this recruitment hound, attended a brief interview and got the job in my bag. Their offer was a generous one withconsiderable raise in pay, a post of Technical Lead, and an advance allowance to take care of any expenses I might incur while leaving Mayur and its ayurons, so I could join them asap.
The timing was perfect for the ruin of MYR project; with the other major role player absent on a month long leave for her marriage.
I walked in to B’s cabin to hand down my resignation. The letter was copied to his boss and the department head. He read through the letter in bewilderment with a look of disbelief in his face, his mouth slightly ajar. His jaws dropped further when he reached the Ground(s) on which the Employee is Discontinuing Employment.
Reasons for leaving? I got plenty.
The shitty job, the over work, the late hours and the night outs, working on weekends, not enough payment, missing satisfaction, no appreciation, no vacation and too much pressure from a dreadful leader.
PS: also my boss is an ass.
As I walked out, I replayed those final moments in my head; his final stupefied look, that flabbergast face, when he looked at me with his mouth still open, and for once he was at a loss of words, at which point I asked him,
‘Any questions?’
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Published Sunday, November 13, 2005 by suresh. 
My boss was an ass.
(In all probability he might still be an ass. He is no longer my boss)
Mr. B appeared as a stone in my shoe the day I joined the Trivandrum branch of the private firm, Mayur pvt ltd (U silent). This pristine firm had in those days, a fair amount of branches, twigs, brushwood and boughs all over the world; and it was the pride and joy of Technopark Tower in small town Trivandrum. Before I joined hands with Pride 'n' Joy, I was engaged in Mayur's production support center in Madras, where I sat in a corner bench without any major work, where I got bored, applied for a transfer, which in turn got approved, and I reported to Mr.B in Trivandrum, who promptly assigned a major role for me in the crucial MYR project
Now, this Mr.B, he is the Ass. As managers go, he is motivating and encouraging, a natural leader, displays leadership qualities, acts as a mentor, makes right decisions at the right time, takes bottom-line responsibility, gives credit where it is due, is fair in his dealings and an extremely good sport.
Or so he said. The rest of us just thought he was an ass.
He could talk gibberish, baloney and nonsense for hours, and could not lend his ears to reason even for a minute. When the fancy seizes him, he would take it upon himself to motivate his us with his Standard Motivating Speech version 2.63 ('I am proud to be a Mayuron'). He would regularly send out inspiring mails, news updates about Mayur's Siberian development center and crossword puzzles to everyone. He was also supposedly looking after the office recreation club and the library. This left little time for him to carry out his own actual duties for which the company was paying him.
Direct result - we ended up doing all his work for him, in addition of our own load. He turned out to be a delegating wolf in sheep’s clothing (the goatee was for effect)
So this was how I started taking weekly presentations at the top floor conference room, in front of a sleepy crowd representing the stalwart companies in Technopark Towers and also Mayur's own idle hands, on behalf of my boss who couldn't take time off from his busy schedule for these weekly rituals. But whenever my boss could find a little time off his demanding schedule, he would walk past and throw in some of his high-intelligent queries towards the end of these presentations (‘Any questions?' 'Yeah, what do you make out of design patterns for reusable systems in enhanced project re-design module? Are you for them or against them?')
In one of the more interesting presentations, I was explaining the finer details of Blah-Blah in Software Testing. I was doing good too (who am I kidding? I was going great!).. Well at least until He joined in an hour later with a murmur-of-a-non-existent-apology and sat himself in the front row (Enter the Donkey - part deux). This time he didn't wait for the Q & A session, to begin firing his stream of non-sensical questions. I dodged a few, tried to make sense out of some with elaborate explanations and threw the rest right back at him with point blank I-don't-knows. The game went to extra time and the end result was that my presentation was ruined. I grew livid. I quit doing any more of his presentations, he didn’t like the idea, and he went and ruined my appraisal. At the end of the quarter, my salary hike turned out to be imaginary. My paycheck was still as light. (Big punch right on face)
Will continue...